You ever procrastinate something for no reason? That was basically me and ED meds. I put off dealing with my erectile dysfunction like it was my taxes – meanwhile, I was struggling and the solution was right there in front of me.

I made a million and one excuses as to why I didn’t need to go through the whoooooole process of getting prescribed (it took 10 minutes), how I hated going to the doctor (not even necessary), and I didn’t even have a regular partner (doesn’t matter). And then when I finally got my Hello Cake ED Meds… *boom* instant life changer. 

So, if you’re making excuses, cut it out! Get some ED meds already. Or, read this article and learn about all of my mental blocks that were holding me back from having the best sex ever.

1 - I’m Too Young for ED Meds

I’m not an old man. I’m Not An Old Man. I’M NOT AN OLD MAN! My hair’s not gray, my balls don’t sag, I don’t need ED meds… Said someone very much in denial about how much he needed ED meds. Over 50% of men will experience ED at some point in their lives. And while ED does get more prevalent with age, it can affect men as young as 20. So no, you’re not “too young” for ED meds. 

2 - It’s So Much Work Actually Getting Them

This one’s just… come on. It’s the year of our lord two thousand and twenty four. You can get ED meds prescribed from bed. Without putting on pants. Like I did. I just went to HelloCake.com, filled out their super simple questionnaire, chatted with a doc real quick, and had my meds in the mail. And I didn’t even put on pants to pick the package up off my porch when it got delivered a few days later. And I believe we can all achieve anything that doesn’t require pants.

3 - I Don’t Even Have A Serious Partner

What comes first: a serious partner or frequent sex? Scratch that. Better question. What comes first: feeling confident about yourself in bed or getting laid? For me, the answer was absolutely confidence. When my ED was at its worst, I couldn’t even masturbate. And if I, the person who knows my penis best in this world, couldn’t get it to perform, I knew a partner never could. Thankfully, I finally took the ED med plunge. And then spent a solid week and a half beating my meat. You’re welcome, me.

4 - I Don’t Think I Even Care Anymore

This one was really, really tough. After a couple no-show experiences with partners where I couldn’t even get started, I was in a bad head space. I hit a point where I was having trouble masturbating and all I could hear in my head was “does it even matter?” Spoiler alert: it absolutely does. Experiencing the pleasures of sex, either partnered or solo, is one of the joys of being a person. I understand how intimidating it can be feeling like you’ve lost something that you’ll never get back again, but the truth is that you’re just one ED med away from watching your confidence (like your penis) rise majestically like a phoenix from the ashes.

5 - I Can’t Justify The Price Per Erection

The PPE is real. But it’s not quite what you think it is. When you’re shopping for ED meds, it’s really easy to get caught up looking at the price per dose and trying to do the boner math. If I’m paying $X per dose and I last for Y minutes, then I’m really paying $XYZ per boner/second. But that’s not how Hello Cake ED meds work! Thanks to tadalafil they last for up to 36 hours, so you’re not paying per individual erection. Plus, they help cut your refractory period way down, so you’re getting more erections in that window than usual.

6 - It Would Be Mortifying To Be Seen Taking Them

This was one of the hardest thoughts for me to break through, and tbh it took me some time getting comfortable taking my ED meds just on my own to work up the confidence to take them in front of a partner. But one day a surprise booty call left me no time to prep and the woman I had over saw me take my meds. Dear reader, she was the opposite of judgmental. First, she was intrigued. But once I explained all the details, she went from curious to fascinated. She decided that we had to put all of the claims to the test. And test them we did.

I’ll be the first to say how hard it can be to deal with ED. It’s a confidence killer on so many levels. Thankfully, getting past ED is as easy as finding the right ED med. For me, and I hope for you, the answer was Hello Cake ED Meds. They combine the active ingredients of Viagra and Cialis into one single tablet that dissolves under your tongue and kicks in in as little as 15 minutes, then lasts for up to 36 hours. And if you’re ready to finally get control of your ED, you can get prescribed from the comfort of your own home and save 20% while you’re at it with code: PRIMARY20.